i'm so fat, i broke the toilet.

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(Source: gayn, via kinghoran)

(One Direction in a horror movie)

  • Killer: *Calls Zayn* "I see you."
  • Zayn: "Really? Do I look good?"
  • Killer: "..."
  • Killer: *Enters Kitchen* "What are you doing?!"
  • Niall: "Making a Sandwich."
  • Killer: "At a time like this?"
  • Niall: "Theres always time to eat."
  • Killer: "..."
  • Killer: *Opens bedroom door* "What the.."
  • Louis: "Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?"
  • Harry: "Come back to bed , boobear!"
  • Killer: "..."
  • Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* "Hey guys! There's a Killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice.."
  • Killer: "I need a new hobby."
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(Source: whatmakesyou-b-e-a-u-t-i-ful, via zacefron-1dlove)

Demi coisa linda da minha vida! ❤ @ddlovato (Taken with instagram)

Demi coisa linda da minha vida! ❤ @ddlovato (Taken with instagram)